Lost in Translation

A recent post from a bulletin board, in a thread discussing whether and what type of dirty talk is hot:

Just yesterday I had an appointment with someone who pulled the dirty-talking thing off magnificently. I always kind of assumed it would be hot to hear, and the real thing did not disappoint...

What a turn-on!!

Nothing fancy, mind you. Kind of along the lines of:

"Yeah, that's it. Keep (verbing) me with that hot (noun). (Verb) me with that big (noun)! (Verb) that (noun), baby!! (Verb) me hard!!!" etc, etc.

Kind of loses something in the translation, but it was hot.