Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Bits and Pieces

I'm still musing over what to write about my second appointment yesterday, so I'm invoking my girlish right to dissemble and I'll get to it tomorrow. It was good - good enough to need to keep it private for another 24 hours. For now, some sidenotes...

...Yes, Anonymous, you can hire a whore without references (from previous women you have seen). Some SP's are "newbie friendly" which can mean anything from "I don't care as long as it's green," to "yes, but we have to meet for coffee first," to "you have to make a deposit by buying me a gift card first," all the way up to "I'll be checking your home address, correct phone number and confirming your employment." No shit, there are ladies that do this. Alternatively, there are 'verification services' such as DateCheck, that verify your identity and employment, and the whore in question can check that you have been verified without actually seeing your info herself. My policy is that since I meet everyone in a non-appointment setting first, I'm working more on my guts than on your references...

...Sexual Athlete texts me about three times a day and sends me several emails a day, many of them one-liner 'hi' messages. He asked if it was ok to do this, I said, sure, fine, but don't expect me to answer them all. I've a day saved for him next week and I'm hoping he arrives with an ipod...

...After my mini-Bonkathon yesterday, I have decided I can't stand to be away from Husband on one of the few weekends we'll have together this year (due to my other job) and am going to just be a Bad Friend, failing to fly to another state to see my best friend who is arriving from another country. Though I have to admit, it's 50-50 not wanting to be away and not wanting to be around her 7-year-old twins...

...Also yesterday, the bad parts of whoring (driving, getting ready, dealing with the details, fucking someone I don't really love being with) were outweighed by the good parts of whoring (money, having a nice time, money, money) to the point where I thought, hey, I could finance a couple of major non-frivolous purchases with a few more days like this. So I think I am going to try and set up a Bonkathon in the next two or three weeks - try to see two clients in a day to ease the whole getting ready and putting together a cover story process, once or twice a week until I meet my goals. After all, as I said to PowerGirl, when she asked how it went, "The memory of fucking them is already fading, but the money is still in my purse." I think it's actually less traumatic to do them in a row...

I'll leave you with this, Gentle Readers - Bubblegum/Peppermint Candy was transformatory. Deliciously so...

8 comments:

someguy said...

All girls dig other girls....even the ones that don't know it yet. And the ones that discover it later rather than sooner can become volcanic.

sam said...

i've come up on ads about erotic massage? do you know about this? and is it like ohh lets tease this poor guy for an hour or is it more like a handjob or some sorta stuff? thanks and i really enjoy your post, im thinking on trying out a professional massage this weekend

Tom Paine said...

OK, now I'm nervous about emailing you too much....

And someguy, you're totally full of shit-- except the part about becoming volcanic. Auntie Mame, let's hope your door swings both ways.

publius said...

TP-

Is being "totally" full of shit akin to "giving 110%"? One wonders.

Tom Paine said...

Publius, guys fantasize that all women are inherently "bi." Don't believe it. And for those who think it's hot, I have two friends whose wives left them for other women, so be careful what you ask for, it might come true.

publius said...

Actually, don't you mean to say simply "left them for women"? The use of the word "other" implies that the friends who were left, were, in fact, women. If true, this would defeat the counter-point I believe you are trying to make.

Big Kahuna said...

What an interesting blog. I love reading blogs that are not only sexual and erotic but intelligent and thoughtful.

They say the brain is the biggest sex organ. You prove that to be accurate.

Mandy said...

Sam - erotic massage usually comes with a "happy ending" delivered by hand.

A masseuse who advertises using the word "massage" in many states is an actual massage therapist rather than a sex worked. Look for words like "bodyrub," "erotic," "sensual," etc.

When you call to set your appointment, *don't* ask if she's going to get you off, or even use the words "happy ending." Those can make you sound like law enforcement trying to sting her. Instead ask if it will be a "fulfilling" experience or if it will involve "stress release."

And tell her you've never had one before, so that she'll be able to hint a bit about what it will be like, and if she's good, she'll make sure to make you comfortable!

Happy times :)